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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 04:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

New Jersey Man Arrested for Stealing Instruments From Heart - Rolling Stone

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Scoop: Nike names Michael Gonda as chief communications officer - Axios

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Uber announces a life-changing new feature - TheStreet

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Tender Moment Nurse Mare Adopts Orphaned Foal As Her Own Has Us in Tears - Yahoo

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Meta pauses mobile port tracking tech on Android after researchers cry foul - theregister.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

What are some things you would change about Avatar: The Last Airbender if you were to redo the series?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This nonhormonal hot-flash remedy gives options to women, experts say - The Washington Post

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Just Forget it!

Samsung teases Galaxy Z Fold 7 with an absolutely bizarre ‘Ultra experience’ [Video] - 9to5Google

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

First Day of Roots Picnic Was an "Absolute Disaster," Fans Say - Philadelphia Magazine

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Are the seasons in Ireland different from those in Scotland, England, and Wales? Or are they just milder versions of each other?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can you tell me a depressing story?